Thursday, October 21, 2010

What's Up Sheeples?

So, a short rant about sheeple.  As I have mentioned before, I am a teller at an unnamed bank.  Most of the time I work the drive-thru window, which is where I like to be.  The only problem with this is that when I am in drive-thru I am usually at what we call the first window, which has to service the first lane of the drive-thru. I wouldn't have a problem with this except for people ONLY go to the first lane.  Well, about 85-90 percent of people will drive up to the first lane.  This happens even if I have a car (or two or three) in the first lane.  Literally, all lanes will be open and the first lane has five cars in it. WHAT THE HELL? I don't exactly mind that people tend to pick the first lane when there are no other cars, but if there are several other lanes open and you see 3 people in the first lane, WHY WHY WHY don't you go to lane 2 or 3 or or 4 or so on? Another problem is that these idiots have the audacity to complain about how long it takes to get their transactions done.  Are you F***ing kidding me?  What kind of dumbass are you? I am going to need you to crawl back up your mother's birth canal and back into the uterus for another 30 years so you can finish forming a brain, moron.
 GET OUT OF LINE AND GO TO ANOTHER DAMN LANE, THERE ARE TWO TELLERS AND ONLY ONE CAN WORK THE FIRST WINDOW!

Ok...I feel better.