Hint: Do not be yourself, it offends other people. Especially myself. I offend my two best friends on a daily basis without even a second thought. Sometimes I feel like Lennie from Of Mice and Men when he kills Curly's wife. He just wants to touch, but ends up killing her. Then he doesn't understand what is happening. Another metaphor might be that I am a bull in a china shop (that's for those of you who weren't assigned Of Mice and Men to read in high school) I just charge through, never understanding the damage I am doing.
Why can't I shut up?
So, to anybody who is or will be my friend, I am sorry that I am here to torture you. It might be best if you pick a different person to befriend because I am pretty bad at friendships.
